Victoria and I did a novel thing Friday night. At least, it was novel for us. No one else in a three hundred mile radius would have blinked an eye, but we established a new mother-daughter bonding activity: Trampoline Manicures. You must realize that the novelty of this is that I actually, in fact, enjoyed it.
This hen party spontaneously combusted simply because Vic wanted to jump on the trampoline and I wanted to paint my nails. Don’t all wise women just assume those two activities are compatible? Duhhh…
So, out to the trampoline we marched…into the 90+ degree early evening (I don’t know what the thermostat actually registered because, quite honestly, some days I’m too chicken to look.) This particular evening was not nearly as scorching as I expected it to be, though, and I found myself enjoying the gentle breeze blowing through the tree branches high above us while we buffed and filed and painted each other’s nails – all in the middle of our net-walled trampoline.
And then we squealed and laughed and bounced each other through the air as if we had not a care in the world for our freshly decorated fingers and toes. And here is yet another shameless plug for a product I have fallen in love with: Butter London nail lacquer. Lisa over at Simple Beauty Minerals (formerly Style Essentials, my fave beauty supplier) suggested it to me because it is “3-Free,” meaning it is manufactured without the three toxic chemicals commonly found in nail polish: DBP, formaldehyde and toluene. It smells like regular nail polish – it is paint, after all. But it also has the staying power of regular nail polish, a feature we had begun to miss in our more “natural” polishes. And Butter London magically causes me to speak with a British accent, which makes Victoria giggle endlessly.
This spiffy polish also comes with a hefty price tag, but I’m sold, nonetheless. $15/bottle. Yesirree, you read that right. Still, it beats the $20 bottles I had tried in the beginning. And, up until midnight tonight you can get 30% off your entire order on Butter London’s website. (Sorry to be so late bringing this news to you, but it’s still worth sharing.) Basically, if you put four bottles in your cart, one of them is free plus you get free shipping. Don’t ask me how I know that little detail. 😉 If you’re reading this too late for the sale, go on over there and sign up for the newsletter so you won’t miss the next one. If you happen to go looking for Butter London locally, I can tell you that most ULTA stores carry it, but don’t expect to use any coupons on it. Also, there is an extensive list of American retail shops on Butter London’s website. God Save the Queen!
The only downside of our trampoline manicure was that both dogs had gone outside with us. While Mabel, our four-year-old Labrador Retriever, tried (unsuccessfully, thankGOD) to get on the trampoline with us, Mason, our 13-year old Lab rested in the grass nearby, but had such difficulty in the humidity that he could not walk himself 20 yards back to the house. He had 30 minutes of labored breathing outside, during which I managed to lay him on a blanket and drag all 80 pounds of him back to the patio. Five minutes after that, I was hovering above him and supporting his torso while he ambled across the patio to the back door. I was absolutely beside myself, fraught with guilt for having let him venture outside with us for longer than he could withstand. But he did eventually cool down – 30 minutes later – in the kitchen, where Victoria lay across him, crying and begging him not to die. (We don’t mince too many words in our house, you see.) He happily obliged, coming around to his old self within another half hour, wagging his tail and slobbering kisses on us, and inspecting our fingernails, which were not marred in the least for all the doggy drama they had endured. Ahhh, Mason…Carry on, old chap!!
(I believe it is proper blog etiquette to note that I get no rewards, kudos or even nods for recommending these products with my lopsided, drooling reviews. Seriously. I wish.)